OVERACHIEVEMENT

Got my high school alumni magazine today. Hilarious.

Here's what my class of 2000 has been up to:

Joshua Cohen lives in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, where he is teaching kids how to ski. (ski bum)

After graduating from Yale and Georgetown respectively, Molly Epstein and Rachel Feinberg moved to Manhattan, where they share a cozy (read: small) apartment on the Upper East Side. Rachel teaches third grade in the Bronx as a memeber of Teach for America and Molly is a gallery associate at a contemporary art gallery in Chelseas. They saw Lauren Sozio often and were sad when she left NYC to return to Boston. (pretentious and obviously living off their parents' money)

Matthew Heck is graduating from Oberlin in 2005 with a degree in musicology and a minor in history (obviously partied more than I did in college. Musicology? isn't that a Prince album? That's like saying I majored in Shockadelica).

And finally...me (check out the capture...didn't scan it...took a picture).