I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY GAVE $330 PARKING TICKETS...

...especially for something not involving handicappedness

So I took a risk on Wednesday night and parked on the street next to my apartment building. There was a small space that left my rental car (MB C280) hanging into the crosswalk a little bit. I woke up the next morning...no ticket Phew. Oh wait, I spoke too soon. I couldn't find my car key.

As I tore through my apartment, it became very apparent that I would be very late for work. I called and told them what was going down. I called Enterprise to see if I could get a spare key. No luck. I realized I needed to move my car otherwise I could get another ticket or get towed. I thought I was gonna have to call AAA, but then Enterprise called me back to tell me they found the 2nd key at some branch office. They brought me the key, I moved the car and by that point, there was no point in me going to work. I did some laundry, dropped off dry cleaning, cleaned my room a little, and made some really really bomb turkey chili.