BONER! Forgot to mention this...

Saturday night on our cab ride home from Santa Monica. Jordan and I were riding in the backseat and Brian was riding shotgun. About 2 minutes into the ride, Jordan asks the foreign cab drives if he's popped any boners tonight.

The driver is perplexed.

Brian tells him that boners means customers.

For the next 20 minutes, Jordan and Brian proceed to use the word boners in every way possible. Big boners. Cheap boners. Fat boners. Black boners. Emotional boners.

You had to be there.